YuukineYume
Evelynroo
lyssaG123

Lyssa: So, we shall start off our story with Ender and Allora-
Allora: Oh, um...Can you please call me LorLor or Rye? Since the new account and all...
Lyssa: No.
Allora: ._.
Lyssa: ._.
Allora: Why..?
Lyssa: Because I said so. ANYWAY, this story starts off with Ender, Allora, and myself in a forest, searching for something...
Ender: What are we looking for?
Lyssa: I dunno...Slenderman?
Ender: Seems legit.
Lyssa: because it is. So, we start walking around and find a mysterious paper on a tree-
Ender: wait, are you going to just describe the entire Slenderman game?
Lyssa: No...well, yeah. But, so what if I did?
Ender: You just used past tense, meaning you wrote this beforehand.
Allora: That's what I was gonna' say!
Lyssa: I mean...maybe.
Ender: I thought so.
Lyssa: FINE! Well, if you're not interested in my spoopy story, why don't you tell your own?
Ender: No, we did this the last story...
Allora: What if...we do something else?
Lyssa: GENIUS! Wait...um, guys..?
Ender: Hmm?
Allora: Wha?
Lyssa: I'm..totally out of ideas, but people are wanting me to make another one of these..so what do we do?
Ender: I mean...The title has to mean something, so why not have something in a forest? Last one of these you made had a Halloween title, and about 3 of the                        
          lines were actually halloween-themed...
Allora: WAIT!!! I HAVE AN IDEA TO SOLVE THIS DELEMA...say forest repeatedly until it's relevant.
Lyssa: Okay..Makes sense.
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Ender: is...it...relevant...now...?
Allora: Y-yeah...UUUUUGGGGHHHH *Falls from out of breath-ness*
Lyssa: No. FOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEESSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ender: ...*stabs lyssa*
Lyssa: Well, on that happy note, have a nice day, folks? Why did I made this.

   Happy Halloween!!!   

 About 

lyssaG123
Evelynroo
Icydosemmd




Lyssa's Story

Lyssa: *Decorates for Halloween in August*
Icy: What are you doing...
Lyssa: Decorating for... something.
Ender: She's decorating for Halloween 2 months early.
Icy: ...
Lyssa: I do this every year...
Icy: ...I'm out. *Leaves through hole in wall*
Lyssa: *sigh* Ender- wait, okay...everyone who is reading this, skip the next few lines, okay?
Ender: HEY! Now I have to fix the 4th wall...
Lyssa: Doesn't matter, I mean..Icy just broke a literal wall in my room to leave, so...
Ender: Right..anyway, what were you saying that the reader isn't supposed to...read? 
Lyssa: Oh, that. Well, from what little information I know about humans, they tend to stop reading if there's no romance, fighting, or a 4th wall break.
Ender: You can check the 4th wall breaking off the list, and I can handle the fighting part.
Lyssa: Okay...Care to share what you would do in a fighting situation? You can come back to reading this, audience..people...humans!
Ender: ...most of them didn't stop reading, because they either don't know how to suspend disbelief, or because you weren't specific on which line to skip to.
Lyssa: SHH!! tell the story.
Ender: Okay, fine..

ENDER'S STORY

Ender: So, this takes place in a dark alley way, with Icy, you, and me sitting down and drawing.
Lyssa: Why are we in an alley way-
Ender: OKAY, so, you tell me to stop interrupting you, when you do this? Hmm, yeah, okay then.
Lyssa: fine..continiue.
Ender: As I was saying... we were sitting and drawing, when someone in a dark hoodie came up to us. He was holding something, but we couldn't tell what-
Lyssa: Did you just assume "hood guy's" gender?
Ender: Yes-I mean no- I mean...I won't  keep telling the story if you're constantly interrupting me!
Lyssa: OKAAYYY, CHILL!
Icy: *Comes back in through hole in wall* Someone said chill?
Lyssa: yes, now listen to Ender's story.
Icy: okay.
Ender: *AHEM...* A guy in a black hoodie came up to us, and said-
Icy: How do you know they were a guy?
Ender: I quit. *flips table and leaves*

Brainstorming

Lyssa: o-o
Icy: Well that just happened.
Lyssa: yes, it did.
Icy: Now what?
Lyssa: Well...*Looks at list* Can you think of a mini story that's...romantic?
Icy: Duh, idiot.
Lyssa. Now...say it, nugget-face.

Icy's story

Icy: *says gay stuff for an hour straight* And that's how he discovered that there are perks to being open to different...things.
Lyssa: . . .
Icy: What?
Lyssa: Okay then. I'll just...be on my way, then...

So uh....My friends and I had a party for my birthday and uh....

This is what happened. (Told by Evelynroo  and lyssaG123 )



Ender POV

So, I got to the party and I brought (non-alcoholic) lemonade with me because as you know Rosie requested this party to not have any drugs or alcoholic substances (except of course my pacifist pills which I HAVE to take). So, I brought the lemonade and started talking to you and congratulating you on surviving another year. You said something along the lines of, "Well, we might not survive tonight, I've got some crazy stuff planned." And I was all excited because what's more fun than risking your life while sober? So, after our small exchange, I went to find Icy knowing that she'd try not to involve herself in the party that much. As expected I found her in a dark corner of your house that was both far enough away from the music, but close to the food. So, I tried to start up the conversation because I knew she wouldn't do it herself. So I started with, "Hey, glad to see you here! Do you know who else is here at the moment?" and she responded with, "You're the second to last to show up, I got here first (to get the best bits of food) and Rosie came here second so she could decorate and Wolfie was along with her to help." She summed up. I wasn't too surprised that Rosie wanted to help, but I didn't know Wolfie was with her. "Oh, so Crystal still isn't here?" Icy shoved a hand-full of Cheetos and said,"Yea, I tried texting her, but she hasn't responded yet." I was fairly surprised because I was a tiny bit late and I expected everyone to be there. "Anyway, you need to come sit with the rest of us, we're going to play a quick game of truth or dare. If you don't come then we'll have to kick ya' out." I lied in order for her to think that we had mandatory games set up by Rosie. This, of course, is something that Rosie would definitely do so my lie was seamless. "What? Seriously?" she growled, but I quickly defended myself with, "Hey, it was Rosie's idea." I forced her to stand up while she took the bowl of Cheetos and headed off towards your Living room. Rosie saw me before Wolfie did and squealed with delight. "OMGOSH ENDER, I AM SO EXCITED THAT YOU CAME! I was SUPER worried that you weren't coming and you didn't respond to my texts messages, but I knew you HAD to come." Seeing her this happy made me chuckle a bit. "Yea, I had to charge my phone all the way here plus you can't text while driving. Anyway, where's Lyssa shouldn't we play some TRUTH-OR-DARE?" Rosie looked around for a second before turning back to me. "Oh, she said she was preparing something or another, I'm not positive on the details which is why I'm a bit worried." I rubbed her shoulder and said, "Don't worry, you've got Momma Ender protecting ya'. No way Lyssa would hurt her wife or her kids. Plus, I'd like to see her try." We all laughed a bit, expect for Icy who was just eating the Cheetos. Wolfie piped up with, "So, we're going to play Truth-Or-Dare now?" and Rosie was like, "Yea, that's a perfect, short, silly game for us all to play." But first, I slammed my lemonade on the table. "Wait, guys... we need to take lemonade shots as well if any of us chicken out." Everyone was a bit surprised by the sudden noise. "Wait, I thought I said no alcoh-" I quickly interjected, "It's not alcoholic! It's just lemonade, trust me. I just want something to kinda resemble alcohol, but that's not actually alcohol." Pretty sure everyone was suspicious of me, but why would I, of all people, ruin some perfectly good lemonade? So, after a couple of dares, which no one chickens out of, I chicken out of a dare on purpose so I can drink some lemonade. 
So, I drink the lemonade and I immediately... don't remember anything. Like I remember key moments of when my life flashed before my eyes, like the helicopter bursting through the roof, and the animals running through your wall, and when you and I almost drowned in lemonade, and when Icy threatened to kill us all via trapping us in a cave, and when I started killing a bunch of police officers after they tried to arrest you, and when I ended up in jail with the zoo animals and escaped via you guys busting me out (and all the zoo animals too)..... I pretty sure that's not all of them. What do you remember from the party? Maybe it'll job my memory.

Lyssa POV

Really? You don't Remember anything after the lemonade? And yeah, I was setting up.. 'something'
(that mini story of out party made me laugh so much...)
But what I witnessed was....
I was watching from a distance, everyone arriving at my house for the party. Ender arrived pretty late, but it wasn't an inconvenience. As soon As I saw her enter the house, I ran to the back-yard. "Everything was perfect." an entire zoo in my back-yard...Well, I just hope the police and zoo-keeper don't kill me for stealing....well, almost everything here. I was about to jump on one of the horses for a grand entrance, when I hear a loud "SLAM" I pace back to the door, and peer around the corner. "IT'S NOT ALCOHOLIC! IT'S JUST LEMONADE, trust me" I heard Ender say. I laughed to myself, running to the kitchen without anybody noticing. I run to my medicine cabinet, and look through all my pills. "Tums...Nyquil...-AHA!" I said, as I saw murder meds. "perfect~!" I grabbed the murder meds, a large bowl, and a spoon from various cupboards. "where is it..." I search everywhere in the kitchen for alcohol...but to no avail. "ah, right!!" I remembered, that in Termina, there's some 'alchahawk'. "Close enough.." I thought. I got out my phone, and called Dark Lyssa. After begging for some alchahawk for about 14 minutes, she busted through the wall to the kitchen. "I got your stupid beer-" "SHHHHH!!!!" I nearly yelled at her to be quiet. "they can't know your here! Just...Have some rupees..now SHOO!" She runs out the hole in the wall, with out any last words.
I pour the murder meds and alchahawlk into the bowl, and stir. It turnes into a golden-yellow color. I grab the bowl, and put it into an identical container to the one holding lemonade. Everyone seems to be distracted....something about truth or dare. I quickly run out to the living room, bowl in hand, and switch them. I now have the lemonade, and they now have beer-ish medications. I hide the lemonade bowl in a random cup board. I quickly run out to the living room, and act as if nothing happens. I see Ender taking a sip of the lemonade. It didn't seem to effect her, though...so I thought. seconds later, she started running around the house like a maniac. She started breaking all the stuff in our house, so, I obviously wanted to stop her. I ran up to her and shouted "ENDER!!!! STAHP!!!" and she gave me this...weird look. Then, she started pulling a knife on me... Therefor, without thinking... I thought (HAH with ought thinking I thought) "Well...If this is like 79% of  movies, a kiss will snap her out of it? or something like that..." So, I kissed her. Nothing super romantic though. Like, an hour later, we were TOTALLY drunk. Last thing I remember was waking up in a crystal's air-machine thing, dressed in a fancy red and white dress, and ender with a purple and black dress.
AND...That's all I remember....DId you remember anything now?

Ender POV

Oh... hmmmm yea that does ring a few bells, now that you mention it, I do have a new purple and black dress... weird
Ok, so from what I've gleaned from your part is that you basically drugged me which I don't entirely appreciate because I love lemonade.. but I don't really care. Anyway, from what I can remember now, I drank the lemonade and felt nothing which kinda saddened me, but then the entire room was enveloped in this purple, pink, and black mass that swirled around my vision. I, of course, started freaking out and ran around your house and trying to escape the mass by stabbing it with a spare knife I kept in my hair (because I knew that the party was going to be insane). I vaguely remember being held by the mass (I assume that's you) and trying to stab it. Then, I remember managing to slip out of it's grasp, despite it stealing my knife. I then remember seeing the bowl and chucking it at the mass that chased me. I then started running throughout the house again and I think I attacked Icy (given her black eye and bruises that she says I gave her). I also think that Rosie, Wolfie, and Icy attempted to capture me several times, but to me, they looked like monsters. Then I remember teaming up with a red slime and ambushing the monsters (Wolfie, Rosie, and Icy) in which WE captured them. The red slime was very keen on murdering them, but I wanted them to spill info first before we kill them. Then my mind goes completely somewhere else and the red slime and monsters are gone. I freak out again and run out to see a bunch more monsters and immediately shriek at them, then they all start running at me in which I run back in and the monsters run through a wall and I trample over a couple of items before running out the house completely. 
Then I see this winged beast (I assume Crystal's helicopter) and get the heck out of there. I'm not sure how far I ran, given that the drugs made it hard to think clearly, but I remember the smell of lemonade nearby. Now, I super love lemonade and I'm not sure what transpired for me to get next to a giant vat of the stuff. I vaguely remember choking out people in security outfits and maybe strangling a few, but that's not important. What I remember the most from that experience is that I nearly drowned in lemonade because... I don't know how to swim. Purple tried teaching me before, but I hate being in the water so... I never really learned. So, I got saved by a shining light (like literally, I saw a bright light and the next thing I knew I was in a store) and was in a store. By then the murder meds were wearing off and I got to take some of my pacifist pills and realize that they were gone. Then I remember a similar experience I had when I accidentally mixed murder meds and pacifist pills and went completely bonkers. "but I didn't take any murder meds" I thought and was a bit stumped with how I tripped out so bad. Then I realized I was stuck in the middle store, smelling like lemonade, with no pacifist pills, with people around me, and how almost 0 recollection. I then look for my phone hoping to call one of you guys before someone when someone screams, "THERE SHE IS!" I immediately book it away from where that voice came from. So, as I'm running I think of an idea to change my clothes and try to sneak out the door. So, I steal a few things as I run throughout the large store. From what I can tell, I stole a fancy red and white dress, a nice black shirt and a purple shirt with a beautiful skirt, a baggy hoodie, a straw hat, a purse, and some slippers. I run to the bathroom and take off my shirt and use the sink to try and get the sticky lemonade both off my skin and shirt and I do the same with all my other clothes. I'm really surprised no one came in while I was doing this... I rip off all the tags and everything that the clothes had on them that could be picked up by the metal detector. I slip the new clothes on and hide my soaked clothes in the purse. I exit the bathroom and quickly realize that the exit is on the other side of the store. I could just make a bee-line to the exit and probably get caught or try to creep my way from each section of the store to the exit. I decided the second option would probably work better. So I stealth my way near the exit when some suddenly grab the hood of my (stolen) hoodie and says, "FOUND HER! GET THE REINFORCEMENTS!" 
So, I hear a taser and shrink myself out of the hoodie and book it for the exit. I manage to escape to the street before I'm hit by something... not sure what it was, memory is a bit fuzzy here... any ideas?

Lyssa POV

Well...That didn't jog my memory too much.... 
I only seem to remember little bits now....I think when you were hit, it might have been me, because...well, after I blacked out, I woke up in some kind of truck....again, also not sure how I got there. Alas, I heard someone yelling something like... "FOUND GEAR! GET HUH RE-FOUNDMENTS!!!!" I didn't know what It meant..but I was bunch of police officers and security people running toward a "sleeping" Ender. I assume she was sleeping, but she certainly wasn't dead. I quickly look around, scanning for something I could use to help Ender, but---"YEAH!" I saw a wheelChair, and started rolling it in the direction of Ender. I started running faster, and faster, and faster...Until I was closer to Ender than the guards. I speedily put ender in the chair, and started booking it to...well..I didn't even know.. 
I don't remember much at all after that...But I don't remember blacking out or fainting...but I don't remember much after that... what about you?






TO BE CONTINUED!!!

A small gift for these derps;

Evelynroo
TheUniqueRose
Icydosemmd
TheCrazyCrystal
And Nature~





Crystal- heeeeeeeeyyyyyy people.

Lyssa- HI PEOPLEEEE!!!

Rosie- huh? Lyssa? Crystal? Who are you talking to?

Icy- she’s talking to that tree over there. DUH!

Ender- …No, she’s talking to that bush...how can you not tell??

Nature- Woof.

Lyssa- NO! I’m talking to those people *points to thin Air*

Crystal- yeash.

Rosie- …I think Lyssa might be crazy

Icy- we already knew that, smart Alec.

Lyssa- they’re reading every word we say... –w-

Icy- I’m going to go watch anime. See ya.

 

    Ice_queen123 has left the game

 

Rosie- so…anyone wanna...SHIP??!?!?!

Lyssa- YEAH!!!!! SHIP! SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!

Ender- . . .

Lyssa- ATTENTION! Everyone name your favorite ships!!!

Rosie- Sansie, Lynkssa, Benstal, papara, and more..

Dark Lyssa- auuggghhhh why am I here.

Lyssa- Because the ships said so.

Sans- whyyyyyy am  I here

Lyssa- BECAUSE! THE SHIPS SAID SO!

BEN- .-. Oh…Hi crystal

Dark Lyssa- Shiiiiipppppppp…..

Crystal- HEY! I HAVEN’T TALKED IN A WHILE!

Lyssa- And your not Gonna.

Crystal- BYE PEOPLEEEEE!!!!!

Lyssa- Cya, Peeps –u-

Dark Lyssa- I shall see you all In the Next Story!!!

Nature- Woof…Bark… CYA!

Rosie- byeeeee!

Ender- Goodbye, Mortals.

Sans- Cya, Kiddos.

BEN-  but I only had one line- ughh..Fine. Bye..